Unenthusiastic Bathroom Graffiti
For a so-so time, call 646-859-4621
Your mom’s cookies suck
Metallica used to rule, but have petered out in recent years
Principal Davis could be better at his job
My sexual member is more or less adequate
The food here tends to be overcooked
I [heart] sunny days
Jeb Bush for President
Honestly, this bathroom really does not smell too horrific, all things considered