Ask Gabe

The Lowbrow Reader is proud to present our new online column, in which Gabe Lieberman, National Director of the Anti-Anti-Semitism Committee, gives sex advice to teens.

Dear Gabe,

My boyfriend and I have been together for three months. He says it’s time to take our relationship “to the next level.” Gabe, I am 17, and consider myself pretty mature. But how does a girl know when it’s time to “take that step”?

Sincerely,
Confused in St. Louis

Dear Confused,

Did you know that a recent public opinion survey indicates that 30 percent of the American people believe that American Jews are more loyal to Israel than to the United States? This is an anti-Semitic canard—the same percentage of people in the United States believe that the Jews killed Christ. So while it may or may not be time for you to “take that step,” do keep in mind that your behavior reinforces the pernicious notion of Jewish control over this government.

Shalom Aleichem,
Gabe