The Lowbrow Reader Reader: Addenda and Annotations—Queens of Comedy
The Lowbrow Reader Reader contains over 40 chapters and runs to nearly 300 pages. Those who read the book in its entirety and fail to laugh aloud are almost certainly illiterates, pederasts, or active members of the Republican party. But our very favorite piece from the book? No contest! That would be “The Queens of Comedy on the Commandments of Sex,” an interview that Margeaux Rawson conducted with the absurdly funny comics Adele Givens, Miss Laura Hayes, Mo’Nique, and Sommore. We first published the interview in 2003 in Lowbrow Reader #3 (when its author’s surname was Watson); soon thereafter, we posted it to the Lowbrow website. Since posting the article, our search engine keywords—that is, the phrases people type into Google to lead them to lowbrowreader.com—have been reliably randy. Let us proffer long-overdue apologies to those gentlemen visiting this site hoping to find nude and naked pictures of Sommore. (Those interested in said photographs can find them here.)
We published a handful of these filthy search strings in Lowbrow Reader #7. Taking a cue from our friends at Afflictor.com, we here present an expanded list of our favorite lowbrowreader.com search engine keyphrases. Remember to wash your eyes after reading.
-dick to big monique
-eat pussy with altoids
-eat the pussy bitch boy
-i love having my pussy ate
-i woke up to my nigga eating my pussy
-sommore naked
-do women want their pussy ate or to be fucked
-dick fucked pussy so hard its bleeding
-do women like waking up to a guy licking ur pussy
-sommore on sucking dick
-got an erection over moms perfct butt
-naked pie fight
-sommore talking about small dicks
-dick suck whip cream
-best toothpaste for eating pussy [editor’s note: the American Dental Association recommends Crest Complete Multi-Benefit]
-don’t like having my pussy
-sommore big ass
-how to suck somebody’s dick
-big tittie comedian sommore
-doctor licked my pussy
-no small dick
-joan rivers plastic surgery jew bitch
-im looking at your ass gonna hit it your pussy from the back go
-sucking dick with ice in your mouth
-sommoe talks sex
-is sommore married
-let him lick my ass
-nude pie fight
-you gotta eat the pussy
-Can I eat ur pussy sexy? U aint got to do shit
-what type of food I use on my husbands dick when I’m sucking dic
-nude lenin
-sommore-dick is a wonderful thang
-youtube pull down your pants in front of miss
-Give me all the wonderfull positions involving the man fucking y
-zohan’s penis
-sommore ass queens of comedy
-mouth cancer eating pussy